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Time Started: 3:35
Name: Mike Ahrens
Gender: man
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Start the water and get in. Cold showers suck.
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
When I'm bored. I don't understand any of it though.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Yeah, one time when I got shampoo in my eye
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yeah. I drop soap all the time.
9.) How old do you look?
45
10.) What's the last song you heard/sang?
California Knows How to Party by Dr. Dre
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
The VFW
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Don't get shot
13.) What is your mood at the moment?
Lazy. I just got off work.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Does this look like Texas? They don't have any around here.
15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
No way dude, that's for bullimics
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Yeah
18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut?
Daily
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
My little adopted brother
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
Not guitar, but banjo does.
21.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Friends. I don't think I have any enemies
22.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Yeah. It's called an un-signed in livejournal comment.
23.) Can you fix your own car?
Unfortunately (and I do it often)
24). Do you like staying up late?
Yeah
25.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Of course I am.
26.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Yeah... trust, money, cocaine, butt virginity, etc.
27.) Have you ever been to jail?
Yeah like 4 times in the last week
28.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I dreamed I was Jeffrey Dahmler one time
29.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yeah. Those little cans with the sad looking puppies on them always get me.
30.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
Not unless it was one of those asshole dogs that bark at you all night.
31.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
No way.
32.) Do you live with your parents?
Yeah and it kicks ass.
33.) Do you have plans for your future?
Shoot up heroin, shoot up apartment buildings, you know.
You are
[] short, under 5'4
[] 5'4"-5'5"
[] 5'5"-5.6"
[x] 5'6.5 - 5'7 ''
[] 5'7" - 6'0
[] tall 6'1 and up
NATURALLY
[] blonde
[] redhead
[] brunette
[] dirty blonde
[] brownish
[x] dark brown
[] black depends who you ask.
[] indian red/light brown
[] Dont Know;; Dyed To Much
[] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[] black-eyed
[]green-eyed
[] Hazel-eyed
[] gold/gray-eyed
[] silver/gray- eyed
[] blue/green-eyed
[] blue/gray-eyed
[] green/gray-eyed
[] they change colors
[] Amber
[]glasses
[]contacts
[x]neither
[x] short hair
[] medium hair
[] long hair
Your favorite color(s) are?
[] red
[] khaki
[] aqua
[] pink
[] hot pink
[] yellow
[] black
[] green
[] lime green
[] blue
[] white
[] turquoise
[] silver
[] purple
[] brown
[] orange
[] grey
[] fuschia
[] maroon
[] gold
[] teal
[] coral
[] clear
[] bronze
[] I don't really care
[] rainbow
[x] I basically like all colors
The pets you have HAD?
[x] cat
[x] dog
[x] lizard
[x] rat
[] ferret
[x] bunny
[x] fish
[] horse
[] bird
[] frog
[x] hermit crab
[] turtle
[x] hamster
[] snake
[x] gerbil
[x] guinea pig
[] pig
[] goat
[] chinchilla
[] tarantula
[] geese
[] baby chicks
[] baby ducklings
[] none
[] hedgehog
[] snail
[] piranha
[] seagull
[] newt
[] pigeon
[] Chicken
Your confessions:
[] I'm afraid of silence
[] I am really ticklish
[] I'm afraid of the dark
[x] I've collected comic books
[x] I sometimes shut out others
[] I open up to others TOO easily
[x] I read the newspaper
[x] I love Disney movies
[] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[] I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile
[] I don't kill bugs
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[x] I bake well
[x] I have worn pajamas to class
[] I love Martha Stewart
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[] I can't swallow pills
[] I bite my nails
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored
[x] I have gotten lost in the city
[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[] I have made out in an elevator
[] I have been skydiving
[] I have been bungee jumping
[x] I have bitten someone
[x] I have egged or rolled a house/car
[x] I have smashed a car
[] I have been fired
[] I have been skinny dipping
Have you ever...
[x] seen a shooting star
[x] joke proposed to anyone
[x] gotten stitches
[] eaten Sushi
[x] gotten the chicken pox
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Been on a cruise ship
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[] Been on a plane by yourself
[] had surgery
[] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
[x] been on stage
[] gotten a black eye
[x] memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[x] watched an entire baseball game
Do you like...
[x] old movies
[x] musicals
[x] blasting music in your car
[x] foreign foods
[x] on gameboy Pokmon
[x] Christmas time
[x] doughnuts
[x] animals
[] coffee
[] tea
[x] summer
[x] winter
TWO'S OF EVERY KIND
Two Names You Go By:
Mikey and Michael
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
A left sock and a right sock
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
Sweeden and the Netherlands
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
Sex and drugs, duh
Two favorite animals:
Hippos and elephants
Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
Because I'm bored and because I need to rest my legs before I go back upstairs to the DVD player
Spell your name without vowels:
Mchl Thmpsn hrns
How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
Three.
What color(s) do you wear most often?:
White, blue, tan/khaki, green...? I don't know.
Last song heard on the radio?:
That was last night. Idiot.
What's for dinner tonight?
Orphan dumplings and infant stew, I hope.
Are you happy with your life right now?:
Yeah. It's pretty cool. Boring, but cool.
[Do you own a...}
- PS2?: Yeah
- XBOX?: Yeah
- PSP?: What? No.
- Gamecube?: Yeah
- Digital Camera?: My parents do, so it's kinda mine.
In what state or country do you want to go to school after high school? Sweeden! But realistically, NJ or Pennsylvania
Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle?
Yeah. I admit it.
How do you make money?
Contract assasinations, high end drug deals, stolen cars, prostitution rings, and my chain of quickie marts.
No, I work at a bank.
Last thing you bought?:
South Park season 2 DVD
How's the weather?:
Hot and dry.
When did you start summer break?:
I don't know. June 20-something-ith?
Favorite pair of shoes:
My Saucony Jazz'ses
Do you own big sunglasses?:
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO.
Do you find yourself attractive?
When I'm wearing my big fucking sunglasses.
What should you be doing right now?
Calling people.
Who did you hug today?:
Nobody
How many beds did you lay in yesterday?:
Two?
What color shirt are you wearing:
White
Name one thing that you do everyday?
Drive at least 20 miles
Whats the color of your bedroom walls?:
Uh, some kind of sand color.
How much cash do you have on you right now?
$0. My wallet's upstairs.
What's your favorite sport?:
Pocket pool.
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
This morning.
Q: What did you have for dinner last night:
Chik-fil-A
Q: Look to your left, what do you see?
Stairs, a giant freezer, a folding chair, a box of printer paper, a lamp, a support pole, wires, a door, and a phone.
Do you have plants in your room?:
I'm growing cannabis in my closet.
Whats your favorite starbucks drink?
Frappachinos (or whatever tastes like a milkshake with ice cubes in it)
Recent time you were really upset?:
When I got lost in Woodbury with no speedometer lights in my car.
Time Finished: 3:54