this is pointless, but sleep is too
What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Too much. A backpack, my autocool, someone's dirty t-shirt, dress shoes, etc.
What was the last thing you threw up?
The last time I drank heavily.
Menthol or regular cigarettes
Ew smoking is gross ahahahhhh
What is your favorite episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
The one where they play basketball
Does anyone have any blackmail on you?
Yeah. I'm not talking about it :x
If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
Your mom... she's famous, she was in a couple movies with me before
Have you been to a strip club?
No... unfortunately
Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
It's too dark to tell
Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Poland Springs
What are you wearing right now?
A shirt and my underwears
Last food you ate?
Reeses Pieces
Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Around a week ago... jeans?
When is the last time you ran?
Today, playing frisbee with a black lab
What's the last sporting event you watched?
The World Cup. ahahahaha
Last person's house you were in?
Tiff's
Who Is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
I don't know. Haha
Ever go to camp?
Oh yeah
Do you like sushi?
Psh. Nah
Do you have a tan?
Hahaa no
How old do you want to be when you have kids?
32. Exactly
Have you ever drunk your soda from a straw?
Yeah. A bee got down the straw and I drank the bee. Last time that's happening. Hahaha
What is your age?
18 9/10
Are you someone's best friend?
Probably not, or probably. Yeah I am.
What are your siblings' middle names?
Thompson (x2)
Where is your dad right now?
Crashed on the couch watching Letterman
What was the last thing you said?
"Goodnight"
What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
If you color a tampon with a sharpie, you can make it look like a mouse.
What color is your watch?
Whatever color my cell phone is
What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Steve Irwin, Mel Gibson (the road warrior!), and kangaroos.
Who is the last person you liked?
Myself. Ahahahaha
Favorite gemstone?
A what? Gold...?
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Usually the drive thru
What color is your shirt?
White
What color are your pants?
Not applicable
Do you have a roommate?
Yeah, if my cat decides to spend the night
Do you have a chair in your room?
Yeah. I'm in one of them.
What time of day were you born?
Like 6 AM
What is your favorite number?
11
Know anyone named Laurie?
Yeah
What color is your mom's hair?
Brown
Do you have a dog?
Yeah. She's fat and loveable
Where did you live in 1987?
In Willingboro (reppin Eastbrook)
Does your first memory involve your dad?
Sitting in his lap at the wheel of his '72 Nova. Wooooooooooo.
Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
Yeah. The Confederacy battle song. And the Beach Boys.
When was the last time you went swimming?
A while ago. It's cold.
Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
Nah
Ever think about being "more than friends" with someone?
Of course I have
Biggest annoyance in your life right this minute?
I'm hungry but it's too late to make food.
Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
Yeah!
Do you like watching a bonfire?
Yeah. I just did it.
Are you allergic to anything?
Bullshit
When was the last time you cried?
May 20th.
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pert Plus Conditioner.
Have you ever been to a spa?
I don't think so
Were you popular in middle school?
Probably.
Ever wished you were somebody else?
Burt Reynolds, but only once.
Do you like butterflies?
I guess they're okay.
Do you use a dictionary or use spell check when typing?
Neither. I'm too smart for that shit.
Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
Coke. Usually
What is one thing you miss about your past?
Traci? Lack of responsibility?
Do you ever get flu shots?
Yeah, probably
Favorite shoes that you wear all the time?
My Saucony's. (my only shoes, haha)
What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
I put up with a lot of crap I don't have to. I'm going to start getting rid of it.
Are you jealous of anyone?
Yeah, my future self.
Is anyone jealous of you?
Everyone. Nigga I kick ass.