(Untitled)

[mikecomrie]

so. say you, like me, just had a week off with dick-all to pass the time. so your friends didn't update today? so what! if you've checked your email thirteen times in fourteen minutes, laughed at all the retards on the messageboards (hahahahaha) or stalked your exgirlfriend's facebook and still manage to be itching for some content, boy have i

Comments

[pateaves]

You are my fucking HERO!!!

Give back my biiiiiiiiiiike!!!!

[mikecomrie]

never! it's a very nice bike.

[pateaves]

But but but... It's my biiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!!

[mikecomrie]

suck it up, princess.

[preissing]

But Mike Comrie I thought you were occupying yourself all this time with yardwork?

[john_paul2]

Trimming a few bushes
Just stay away from the burning one!That's for Moses.

[mikecomrie]

yeeeeah when someone tells me their bush is burning the LAST thing i wanna do is get close to it.

[mikecomrie]

mike comrie can only spend so much time on yardwork before his wonderfully golden tan begins to burn.

[rayemery]

props for saying cunt so much dude!

m'just saying

[mikecomrie]

it's a great word. people should say cunt more often. cunt, cunt, cunt. chris pronger couldn't get ______ if he tried. ryan getzlaf smells like rotten _______. corey perry is a giant _______.

(the correct answers, in case you were guessing, are class, babies, and douchebag, respectively. no, really. i swear.)

[rayemery]

I fucking agree! with all three!

[mikecomrie]

that's because you're a smart man, ray emery.

[61saprykin]

you are awesome mike.