its too damn nice outside. right now there should be snow and rain and sleet and all that other shit that the post man is supposed to deliver my bill through no matter what. instead, its like 65 and sunny with little chance of snot freezing on my face or my balls wishing they had been born a vagina. of course i can' t really enjoy all of this ( Read more... )

if i was frozen for 700 hundred years, and my brain was the only part of my body that could still function i think i would ( Read more... )

i felt like for the past 4 months or so, my life has been pretty uneventful. well, this past week has crammed more situations, problems, good and bad times than i could have shaken a stick at even if i'd used my really big stick which look something like this ( Read more... )

'as the night went on i got more hopeful about things, the ivory coast and the bunk bed nights played(they were soo amazing, i can't stop thinking about them, i loved it), i got some subway, i got some vinyl, it shaped up to be a really great night.'that was an excerpt from a journal entry i wrote about 5 years ago, chronicling the first time i ( Read more... )

i just tried to do a phone # look up but they cost like $15 and i don't think that its worth it. so whoever called me from a 786 (which is in southern florida) when i get 15 bucks i can waste like that, i will know who you are and then maybe we can get drinks. or have phone sex. whatever fits you schedule. i have to poo, hold on. ok, i'm back. phew ( Read more... )

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another valentines day has come and gone and just like my motivation towards almost everything it was lack luster at best. the pistons did win so i guess they were my valentine, which is pretty awesome if you think about it. has anyone heard the new sun kil moon recording? its a cover cd of modest mouse tunes and most of it is kindof subpar. but ( Read more... )

oh joy. less. today looks like poo and it smells like it too. rhyme!! oh i want to be anywhere but here right now. i want to be in boston with bisbee taking huge hits off the vapo and going to MIT to solve math problems 'good will hunting' style. how do you like them apples! i want to be in spain wit j-net and natty nat, taking in the summer like ( Read more... )

GOD FEAKIN DAMNIT!!! i just wanted to do one thing tonight. just one thing. and that was to go see Imogen Heap at the Magic Bag. but wait, whats this? sold out? get out of town and go fuck yourself on the way. i guess since i don't go to that many shows anymore, when i can't go to one i really want to go to i get a little perturbed. but alas, i ( Read more... )