im so cool

[mikedotcom]

man for the last like 3 months ive just been reading peoples lj's and watching there days on my computer screen. "yay!" here and "blah!" there and a "boo-hoo" every once in awile. and ive come to the conclusion that....IM FUCKING COOL AS HELL!!! thank you for all your suffering that makes me feel good about myself. cuz im like....man today sucks,

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[_product_]

Yeah! well, i had sex with paris hilton for three hours yesterday...

[agent_retro]

And you talked to me on the phone which is way cooler.

[_product_]

yeah, but that was today... and i posted this way earlier... before i talked to you... when are you going to call tomorrow.

[mikedotcom]

hey guys....get your own thread...this is about me. and i had sex with paris hilton last nite too, cept it was my hand with lipstick on and i recorded it in night shot on my camera.

[_product_]

when are you coming to visit... except this time... give me a date and stick to it...

remember that the original date of your arrival was... day before yesterday...

so yeah!

[drflacutono]

You are a punk ass chump.

Just kidding. You are pretty cool. ;) How are you doing besides fabulous?