My Lifelong Dream of the Week

[mikehughey]

One of these days, I'm going to start an Atheist Church. Nothing big, just a building with some benches and a stage up front, no services of any kind, and tax-exempt status for me as the founder.

And maybe a TV.

Comments

[absyntheeyes]

Oh, and a full-service bar that sells "Holy Beer" or somesuch.

I like the beer idea, but...

[mikehughey]

Dude, we can't call anything "holy"!!! This is an Atheist church! You'll blow the whole thing!

Re: I like the beer idea, but...

[absyntheeyes]

Ok, then there should at least be a few kegs of my soon-to-be-famous Steichen's Super-Secular Pale-Ale. Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm!

[mikehughey]

Whatever she thinks, it can't be any worse than Cathol's views on the subject.

[hcshannon]

If you start a church isn't almost hypocritcal?

[mikehughey]

Methinks someone may be missing my point here...

[bajingo]

..*pokes* who are you?

[absyntheeyes]

Check it!