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The Potion Makermikemertium is a milky, pasty magenta gel created from the flesh of a prickly-pear cactus.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

mix with my cactus juice

....i killed it dead.

looks like mike is gonna get into law school after all ;)

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulmikemert goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a shoe.adamnerdork gives you 16 white coffee-flavoured jelly beans.deadbrowneyes tricks you! You get a thumbtack.hellboundhunni tricks you! You lose 8 pieces of candy!optimuspryme43 gives you 2 white watermelon-flavoured gummy fruits.roncore gives you 4 pink chocolate- ( Read more... )

I’ll let my fingers just do the talking, baby.Cobwebs several months thick upon deserted lips ( Read more... )

theres a couple reasons why i'm not a fan of starbucks ( Read more... )

went to the beacon theater last night to see dave attel and lewis black ( Read more... )

each minute that passes brings the time which i will see her again closer; yet annotates how long i've been without her ( Read more... )

getting ready to watch "happiness"

its another one of those uncomfortably realistic dark comedies. hell yeah.

give up the ghost is good. it makes me wanna be 14 and be like "wow, hardcore is fun."

Perhaps next time around we’ll force feed corpulence ( Read more... )