Branson II

Jul 26, 2006 19:22

Motels here, in addition to posting their rates and premium cable channels, say things like "we believe in Jesus." I'm apparently at a Godless hotel, which probably explains why they don't have wireless internet ( Read more... )

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bendawg July 27 2006, 06:24:41 UTC
Today I saw another apparently Hee Haw-inspired country/comedy/dinner act. The Banjo player had a beard kinda like Brigham Young. I'm certain Utah could support one of these joints. Just substitute the iced tea with 7-Up/Kool-Aid and replace mentions of Dixie with opaque references to the pioneers. We'd make a fortune in Provo.

Aren't parts of the "Desert Star" in Murray like that?

So if you were at a Marriott hotel, they'd have a little blue B.o.M. for you, so you could feel like you were at home. :) LOL

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ozzygoddess July 27 2006, 17:13:18 UTC
Aw, I miss you here very much. You missed ... ummm ... well, there's the ... uh ... me sitting alone in the backyard on the 24th, lighting a sparkler to celebrate? LOL.

Have fun, please come home safe.

P.S. If you come back from Chicago, we shall open a series of family-themed nightclubs. Can we PLEASE do one where every night, Ricky Riccardo starts to sing, when Lucy falls in and spoils the act?

Er ... ummmmmmm ... Charro. Yes, very much Charro. Opening for A Flock of Seagulls. Yes, The more I think about it, the more very Utahn that new wave band's name sounds!

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