Why I type funny and I shouldn't use knives

[mikerton]

So last night I was making dinner to be nice to mom. I had gone croceryshopping for her too. Well I was doing it cuz mom might have a torn meniscu or torn cartalidge in her knee. So I was slicing the tomatoes and well there goes a bit of my skin with it....and a scream later I was bleeding. More than a little bit of skin. so I ran upstairs

Comments

[voy_conmigo]

now I can't. poop.

...This seems completely irrelevent to your finger :P

[mikerton]

...notice the period.

[voy_conmigo]

pffft. That's no fun!

[luminessential]

this brings new meaning to the thought that you should NEVER try to be nice and helpful to your mother.