i was ringing a guy up that i could have sworn i saw talking to someone earlier in the store... apparently not. but anyway... im ringing him up and say hey hows it going. no response. i get this often so im thinking alright douchebag whatever. so then i saw is this everything you needed today. no response. so i looked up to make eye contact and ( Read more... )

as i walked in, i noticed a mom and dad in the photo store with their child dressed up in angel wings and a halo. now this is just stupid as is. even dumber is the fact that they would risk their lives by unnecessarily driving to the mall with their child to take photos that they could do any other day. outside of the photo place were about eight ( Read more... )

customer: i was looking for ____ on dvd its an old show
paul: is that the one with....
mikeb: that show is a bit before your time paul. in fact when that show was on you were nothing but a twinkle in your parents' eyes
lauren: paul was never a twinkle
me: yea paul is more like a cataract

yea so i cant remember specific days and what i did...ill try though ( Read more... )

today sucked....cuz of work...and too bad/dangerous of weather to go anywhere etc so yea didnt really do anything ( Read more... )

la verga is the college slut lol

havent updated in a while so ill go over some stuff ( Read more... )

mikethecoder: so this girl in a wheelchair comes in the store ( Read more... )

One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed ( Read more... )

1 hour and 20 minutes sleep for a 13 hour day....im dead