Where the hell are Luke and Julie?? I'm just curious. I used to see them online all the time and then BAM!, they're gone! I don't know so I figure I'd pose the question to you all out there. Luke is probably picking up shuttle bits and pieaces in Texas but Julie is still at large! We can only pray that a pack of savage porch monkeys has not ( Read more... )

Would any other able-bodied males like to move to my neighborhood soon? Nooooo, I don't mean like that! I mean I need more people to be able to shovel around here. Now that my dad plows, I seem to be responsible for cleaning up everybody's property. It was cute when I was a kid and that was my only source of income but now, quite frankly, I'd ( Read more... )

You know what pisses me off more than anything? People who try so badly to be politcally correct and "proper" that they make themselves look like asses in the process. I'm referring to all these people who keep protesting war and chanting these prett little peace songs to show how morally superior they are. Sure it'd be great if we never had to ( Read more... )

This here Karl Malone again. Today Karl Malone want to talk about terrorism. A lot of people have been talking about how the world is going to come to an end and Karl Malone say this shit has to stop right now. Everyplace you turn, there are people talking about how we should all buy duct tape and gallons of water in case of an attack. The ( Read more... )

Brian already commented on how ridiculous black history month is and I totally agree. I think that our sudden increase in snowfall is also a sign that some higher power upstairs agrees with Pope B-Mart and Archbishop Ogie on the matter. It seems that anytime I see the color black lately (such as tar on roads, parking lots, etc.) it soon becomes ( Read more... )

Well it was another Saturday in the books today. It was a different Saturday than most because Kim and Brian actually were able to come out with us. The night consisted mainly of food, alcohol, and some adult video games. NOoooooo you perverts! Not THAT type of adult game. We just went to Dave and Busters where we secretly paid about $2.00 to ( Read more... )

Two days in a row! Whoo hoo! Brian raised an interesting point the other day but I couldn't respond do it because my live journal account apparently doesn't permit me to respond to any comment! grrrr.. Anyway, Brian was saying that I can't cause much controversey on this stinkin' thing because I've only got 3 lowly friends on here. That is ( Read more... )

I know I said I was gone for good but I've got about 15 minutes left to my prep period and I'm pretty bored so I'm back! haha I just found out we're getting dismissed early too, so there's no sense in getting my stuff ready for the next class. At this time I'd like to introduce my new icon to you. Yes, this here Karl Malone. That's right. When ( Read more... )

Hello all, or should I say goodbye. Well it's not a definite goodbye but I'm thinking of signing off permanently from this live journal thing. There's a couple reasons for this. First of all, I just realized that the only type of stuff you'd put on this live journal thing is info that you don't mind everybody reading. So it's not like I'm going ( Read more... )

Howdy folk! I have finally been drawn into this thing that is Live Journal. Hmmmm... for my first journal entry there is surprisingly little news to share. Lets see, I don't get to hike in the forest and play with trays like Ranger Boy. I don't kick the heck out of boxes all day like Bri. I just put up with ghetto kids all day. Actually, ( Read more... )