Comments | mikey451: severe personal problems

mikey451

severe personal problems

Feb 27, 2005 11:24

..::READER PARTICIPATION NOTICE!::..welcome to the first interactive livejournal post! as you know, livejournal has done much to advance the whiny emo kid agenda in recent years, but recently, the drama has reached a plateau. the problem is, people are too caught up in simply whining about their OWN lives, and things that have ACTUALLY happened. ( Read more... )

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cerulgalactus February 27 2005, 21:49:55 UTC

Go to Hot Topic, but I dont fit in there anymore - well, ever since I said that Good Charlotte wasnt real punk music. Those stupid fucks wouldnt know about my pain...I have real pain, no-one understands me - not my mom, not my dad, not my minister...NO-ONE.

I guess, all thats left to do is...

ominousfnar February 27 2005, 23:02:53 UTC

Hang myself.

Just as I knocked the chair over and I began choking...

elysium_ceiling February 27 2005, 23:33:52 UTC

...my Harry Potter scarf tore and I went crashing to the ground. I realized that I was so fucking lame I couldn't even kill myself. Instead, I decided to make a pbj and cry in it. Just as I was about to take a bite, the phone rang. It was...

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distnantfoe09 February 28 2005, 02:08:11 UTC

a recording of my girlfriend sucking hard on my 10 year old brothers big black penis that makes mine dwarf in comparison and when she was finished she spit large gobs of his cum into a middle sized red bowl filled with the brownie mix that she gave me yesterday.
After much vomitting and masturbation I....

distnantfoe09 February 28 2005, 08:08:18 UTC

watched richie tenenbaum commit suicide fourteen times to get the courage to play russian roulette. it wasn't long at all before i had to stop pretending there were bullets in the gun. luckily, by that point i realized i had to learn from richie's mistake and went to write a suicide note first. i posted it on melodramatic.com... but it was "friends only" so it wasn't totally shameless.

then i stole money from ben's account so i could get some groceries. i wouldn't want the police to think i ate tv dinners every night... it needed to look truly tragic, like i had it together and killed myself anyway. but before i could check out, benferd caught up with me and i let him shoot me in the head.

i guess it wasn't entirely on purpose, but i sort of meant for it to happen too... what, i'm suicidal! STFU!!

--spek