so, i know i haven't updated in ages. i kind of got bored of live journal. my apologies to anyone who is offended that i don't read their LJ (JEFF!!!) haha jk. i was not going to ever update again, but i figured i would just this once to speak about something that i have told like five people already, and i don't feel like telling it to 20 more ( Read more... )

♥Mike and ♥Tarah

• Doing their best to have four surrogate girls.
• Crazy about being able to hug each other exuberantly.
• Would like to misspend their youth again.

wouldn't you love to just meet this woman and fucking rip her fucking eyeballs out for being such a pathetic human ( Read more... )

it's been a while since i wrote in the old live journal. i kind of lost an interest in it. but i had to just come on really quick and express this thought ( Read more... )

So, the much anticipated Carribean Cruise has come and gone ( Read more... )

i just had the best sex.
ever.
sucka!

this fuckin sucks ( Read more... )

i'm so sick of everyone talking about ashton kutcher and demi moore and all of them saying 'oh man he's so lucky, demi is SO hot ( Read more... )

Jay, we have more in common than we thought ( Read more... )

SUNDAY IS THE BENEFIT SHOW FUCKERS