I almost resent this post, due to mention of Octopodes.

[mikeymayehm]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mikey Mayhem!

1. The most dangerous form of Mikey Mayhem is the bicycle.
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Mikey Mayhem.
3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Mikey Mayhem.
4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mikey Mayhem!
5. Mikey Mayhem is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments

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[nerdasaurus]

Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Mikey Mayhem.

i dont know why that made me laugh so much, it really shouldnt have.