tickets are $20 a head.
http://cc.com/detail.asp?eventID=70435

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recently i've been investigating the general cost of men's denim pants or "jeans" as more commonly known. this is the conclusion i have come to:

I am the only male under the age of 39 who still rocks levi's 501 buttonfly's. (and i make em look good too!)

you can have your $190 Diesel crap, I'll take $20 on sale at Mervyn's ANY day!

Someone get in contact with the Gibson Custom Shop and BUY ME THIS GUITAR!

Its a one-of-a-kind Derek Hess Les Paul!

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OH! I HAVE A GREAT IDEA! WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO PRETEND YOU ARE HALF AS COOL AS MOE AND I! ha ha ha, fuckers.

so today i was watching "surviving nugent" on vh1 and decided to write the following email:

Ted (or whom it may concern ( Read more... )

THIS IS WHY I LOVE DANNY JERSEY
Alkulukuja Kakkiva Karhu
The Prime Number Pooping Bear

I need copies of any of the following programs (please help).
Adobe Photoshop v6+, Adobe Illustrator v9+, Adobe Imageready, Adobe Final Cut Pro, Macromedia Flash/Actionscript, Macromedia Dreamweaver/HTML, Macromedia Fireworks, Macromedia Freehand, QuarkXpress
Operating System: Windows

Whatcha got? email me mjgallacher@outgun.com

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