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1). [Frodo and Sam reach Mount Doom. Frodo walks over to the edge, looking into the fire, and reaches into his pocket. He frantically searches his cloak for the Ring, then sighs.]
FRODO mutters: "Damn, I knew I forgot something..."
"Hey uhh... Sam, you think you can run back to Bag End real quick...?"
2). [Frodo and Sam reach Mount Doom. Gollum sneaks up behind Sam and hits him with the rock. Sam goes unconscious.]
GOLLUM: "Give us the precious, Master, now, yesss..!"
FRODO, tossing the Ring to Gollum: "Well, a deal's a deal! Thanks Gollum, he was always a little too friendly... Always looking at me while I was sleeping, touching me and what not."
GOLLUM: "Nice hobbits, always a pleasure doing business with them, yes!"
3). [Frodo and Sam reach the fiery mountain. They go inside and find Sauron standing at the edge of the cliff, apparently waiting for them.]
SAURON: "HAHAHAHAHAHA, you fools! Oh my god, I can't believe you actually came ALL THE WAY HERE only to be caught!" .
FRODO: "B...but... We-we thought you were just a big Disembodied Eye on top of the Barad-dur!!!"
SAURON: "Oh, yes, quite right, I LOVE the Eye bit. Big flaming eye on top of the Tower, gets 'em every time. Now I'll take that little golden ring if you don't mind."