geek time
For the star wars geeks out there:
There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live.
Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him.
The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle
The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle
Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her.
Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn
The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn
Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.
There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in.
When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galaxy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.
Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down.
Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.
Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him.
Anakin had so many Medi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father.
To see tractor beam technology in action, put Kyle Katarn in a room full of women.
Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Kyle Katarn lost his virginity before Morgan Katarn did.
Men are from Corellia. Women are from Hapes. Kyle Katarn is from the Maw.
Kyle Katarn enjoys reading Popular Gardening magazine. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
When Kyle Katarn goes out to eat he orders a whole bantha, but he only eats its soul.
Kyle Katarn doesnt need the force to do a jedi mind trick
Force ghosts are actually caused by Kyle Katarn killing people faster than death can process them.
There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live.
Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him.
The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle
The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle
Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her.
Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn
The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn
Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.
There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in.
When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galaxy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.
Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down.
Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.
Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him.
Anakin had so many Medi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father.
To see tractor beam technology in action, put Kyle Katarn in a room full of women.
Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Kyle Katarn lost his virginity before Morgan Katarn did.
Men are from Corellia. Women are from Hapes. Kyle Katarn is from the Maw.
Kyle Katarn enjoys reading Popular Gardening magazine. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
When Kyle Katarn goes out to eat he orders a whole bantha, but he only eats its soul.
Kyle Katarn doesnt need the force to do a jedi mind trick
Force ghosts are actually caused by Kyle Katarn killing people faster than death can process them.