Funniest thing I've read in a while!

[mikuras]

I contacted a few apartments in the area inquiring about the apartments they have available and received this letter back this afternoon. Its extremely over-descriptive and actually very poorly written in my opinion. Using flowery words isn't going to sell me on an apartment

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[minduck]

Wow! You may get foot rubs everynight if you move there.

[calliwalla]

awww my car would get a tender hug! Thats just what it needs... if they throw in a tender hug for me I am so there!