why aren't i dead???
i think i should be in the guiness book of records for the most times i have cheated death. all in all it is a noble feat. if there is something i have forgotten that you would like to add to my impressive list please feel free.
*low blood pressure
*super bugs
*alzhimas
*depression
*drink driving
*food posioning
*high blood pressure
*passive smoking
*base jumping
*frost bite
*serial killers
*terrorists
*floods
*earthquakes
*volcanos
*hot spots
*doggy drugs
*O.D's
*froxen chickens falling from the sky
*broken heart
*melanoma
*SIDS
*HIV/AIDS
*breast cancer
*lung cancer
*arthritis
*pnenonia
*dysentry
*malaria
*God's almighty WRATH
*leprosy
*anthrax
*suspicious white powder
*meningococcal
*hepatitis
*dyarehha
*cholera
*rabis
*typhoid
*tetanus
*yellow fever
*sneaky con men
*insane homiciadal maniacs
*small pox