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[miles_foxxer]

So I had an illuminating dream last night

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[take_walker]

This is why you are my friend.

[shadesfox]

Sir fox, I'm going to hug you. For you are full of weird.

[scribe_of_stars]

I think you just hit upon why they go out of their way to stay hidden. Well done!

[coriolinus]

In fairness, some of us have some pretty nice butts, and we want to make sure they stay that way. Can't have the aliens messing with them! If they do prove to have been messing with butts in the past, well, I guess we'll have to just forgo all that world peace and prosperity stuff. Some things are just too important.

[miles_foxxer]

I dunno... this argument breaks down in the light of the fact that they are a civilization that has evolved and developed enough to get all the way here to mess with our butts. Surely they would know better ways to handle butts than the primitive monkeys here on earth. In the light of such intellectual splendor the question might be asked as to whether we are handling our butts properly, or if we should place them in more knowledgeable and experienced hands.

[kinglerer]

There is always the possibility, that this highly intelligent, space-traveling civilization could be entirely populated by "butt-heads," and are entirely confused as to which end to communicate with.