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IF YOU HEAR ME HOWLIN
HOWLIN AT MY DARLIN

sometimes a howling wolf can make me not know what to do about it

i am a little red rooster
too lazy to crow for days

ATTENTION:

I WILL NO LONGER BE GETTING MARRIED.

I drink
five or six or seven nights a week

depending on how I feel about my liver
and about money
and about the lack of a liver

tonight, for example
I drank so I could read this later
and grin

AND NOW I DRINK IT.
(5:11 PM)

love,
miles

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this unfinished comic was created three years ago today


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