Miles you have got the sexiest voice mail.

Hey miles it's molly -- best voice mail message EVER.

Hey miles this is lillian and rebecca and we really really really like your voice mail.

WHO WANTS TO CALL ME NOW BEYOTCHES?

Forecast: Pheonix Suns win NBA championships 05.

With love me droogs,
miles

Friday 7-9 - Last final
Friday 10:30 - Suns @ Supersonics
poses a problem

Also if you dig internet humour, I recommend joining internetzug

Recently was a rather depressed chap (cos' of girl); but I am coming out of that very well -- happy even, perhaps ( Read more... )

ladies and gentleman
let me introduce to you
mrgazebo (brian mothafuckin stoller)

Best Albums of 2004Tom Waits - Real Gone ( Read more... )

now last night while most of you chaps were electing some problems,
I went and saw the Unicorns,
so I can die a lonely and happy man ( now )

I have already explained, to an extent, why I am not voting ( Read more... )

Today our fish, President Ginsberg, hopped out of his tank and into a nearby shotglass with vodka in it.
We saved him, but don't know how long he was in there. He is behaving quite strangely, and is probably wasted.


( Read more... )

"we must rally the armies of compassion ( Read more... )