Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

[milesvin88]

"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"

- Dave Barry

He is right. Completely.

My past few days were spent in the hospital with an infection, due to having virtually no white blood cells. Also, I can see my neighbor peeing in his yard right now. Thats really

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crude english?!

[fortunecookiecz]

lol yes miles, that is crude english. and um...nice description of your neighbor
i'm sorry that you were in the hospital :(

[erikthered77]

respect the man miles, he is willing to stand out and be a man. however strange he is.
well, im off to nowhere...ie alaska, siobhan and i picked out a nice poster for you, but itll have to wait for 2 weeks, then ill have my car and ill deliver it.
anyways,
feel better sometime...even if you have to fake it

[whatmadness]

Peeing on a bush is acceptable in the middle of the woods. Peeing on a bush in the middle of suberbia is frowned upon. I have spoken.