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ladies and gentleman. as many of you may or may not know, the great artist (and child pisser oner) r. kelly has recently rapped up (good pun) the first five segments of his urban opera, "trapped in the closet". though great in its own right, r kelly is a theif and a plagarist.
jimmy kimmel was the first to come up with this brilliant idea.
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today, i had about 6 inches of my hair cut off. now i gotta work on growing my sideburns, if i concentrate really hard theyll grow.
in other news, interesting developments today. season two of the worlds best sitcom, and second best television show, arrested development, has been announced for a dvd release of october 11. http://www.bestbuy.com/ ( Read more... ) -
foaming from the mouth
today i went to work with my daddy. in fact im still here. we made foam. it was honestly one of the coolest fucking things ive ever seen. first we just mixed chemicals, and dumped them into a box which puffed up and made foam. thats not even the coolest part. we took the excess chemicals and made an uncontrolled reaction, kind of stupid, but he ( Read more... ) -
the nurse, should not be the one who puts salt in your wounds
well, i had my yearly physical, and make a long story short, i had sex with one of the nurses ( Read more... ) -
what an "iPain" in the ass
so yesterday was my birthday, and i got an iPod, that was pretty sweet. so i went and saw the wedding crashers, it was pretty fucking funny, go see it. anyhow when i got home, i set the thing up, turns out the mother fucker doesnt work. so i try all damn day today to get the fucker working. nothing. so i went to circuit city, lo and behold, there ( Read more... ) -
all we are saying, is give peace a chance
if a black dude cant get a job, the white man took it
if a mexican dude cant get a job, the white man took it
if a midget cant get a job, tall people took it
if a woman cant get a job, men with their evil penis's took it
but if a white dude cant get a job, affirimitave action gave it to the black dude, the mexican dude, the midget and the woman -
baby you can drive my car
i had my road test today. i almost failed the parking part because my moms car is fucking humongous. in anycase i can get my license monday. if you want, i could drive to your house, and we could play some laser tag -
chili palmer
i watched be cool yesterday on comcast on demand (they pay me $100 every time i mention it). it was a funny movie. andre 3000 of outkast was in it, he was really good, i didnt think he would be, but he was. vince vaughan was his usual comical self. cedric the entertainer played a white collar thug. oh yeah, john fucking travolta was in it. i ( Read more... ) -
concerto
i went to see the guess who tonight. it was just the original drummer bassist and pianist, but the singer and guitar player were pretty sweet. it was a good show, i like them a lot ( Read more... )
