Dear School,

We has some good times, kinda. In a way I regret that we were even friends.

Love,

Brian

Humor is just another defense against the universe.- Mel Brooks

Oh man, I got elbowed in the eye and it really fucking hurts.

Later tonight I'll be in the backyard drinking a six pack and listening to music from a boombox in my window. Feel free to stop by.

Actually, don't.

**UPDATE**

Jenn was totally wrong.

Club Blanket Fort. Are you in?

- I was asked to emcee a show. Comedy bits already churning in my brain. Most aren't useable, but still ( Read more... )

I've been at the school for three hours now. I did 2.5 hours of research. I wrote 1 paragraph. I have now decided to change my topic. Time, you have been wasted.

GROSS!!! BRENDAN AND I HAVE BEEN USING THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH FOR LIKE A MONTH NOW!!!!!

To celebrate the release of former Iraqi hostage Jill Carroll the Salvation Army had 25% off all women’s clothing today.

Totally amazing.

Timeline:

6:45- Wake up.
7:15- Arrive at work.
7:35- Recesitate an 88 year old.
7:40 till now: Freak the fuck out.

Ugh.

I tried hard to make a good post, but I can't. I'm burnt out.
It's all your fault.