Straight From the Faerie's Mouth Class Three
Today the SRF was programmed to resemble a high school sports field. Students might notice all sorts of typical activity on the field. Cheer leaders, soccer team practicing.
"FEE FI FO FUM! GIMME THE BALL YOU SNOT NOSED SCUM!"
Oh yeah, half the team appear to be way, WAY bigger than the others. And some of those cheerleaders seem to be very old, and have wings.
"Kids welcome to Glenwood High, my old Alma Mater. This is where I had my biggest encounter with the Unseelie. In case you're wondering the ugly cheerleaders are Harpies, and those soccer players are Ogres, Giants, and Trolls."
He passed out a handout as he spoke. "Today we're mostly going to be talking about Trolls. They are kind of distant cousins to Ogres, who are mostly of British descent. Trolls are mostly of Scandinavian stock, and are pretty varied, as you can see from the handout. The most important thing to note about Trolls, is that contrary to popular culture, they're not all stupid. Not all of them are bad either, but the ones we're talking about are."
He whistled to get the Soccer players' attention then called out "Yo! Danforth! Can you come over here?"
[please wait for ocd is up.]
"FEE FI FO FUM! GIMME THE BALL YOU SNOT NOSED SCUM!"
Oh yeah, half the team appear to be way, WAY bigger than the others. And some of those cheerleaders seem to be very old, and have wings.
"Kids welcome to Glenwood High, my old Alma Mater. This is where I had my biggest encounter with the Unseelie. In case you're wondering the ugly cheerleaders are Harpies, and those soccer players are Ogres, Giants, and Trolls."
He passed out a handout as he spoke. "Today we're mostly going to be talking about Trolls. They are kind of distant cousins to Ogres, who are mostly of British descent. Trolls are mostly of Scandinavian stock, and are pretty varied, as you can see from the handout. The most important thing to note about Trolls, is that contrary to popular culture, they're not all stupid. Not all of them are bad either, but the ones we're talking about are."
He whistled to get the Soccer players' attention then called out "Yo! Danforth! Can you come over here?"
[please wait for ocd is up.]