Straight From the Faerie's Mouth
Tim was looking a little nervous today. And the reason appeared to be the Mongol Warrior who was at the moment, cleaning his fingernails with the blade of a katana.
"Guys this is-" Tim began.
"I am Yang!" the warrior interrupted. "Yang the Beneficent! Yang the Terrible! Yang the Liberator of Virgins!"
"This is Yang." Tim sighed. "He's another old friend of mine. He's also an ancestral spirit. See many people believe that the Fae, are actually the spirits of the dead. In the case of Teleri the Banshee, or Yang here, they're correct. Yang-"
Was snoring. Loudly. "Tim how you ever became a teacher is beyond me. You're boring! Where's the action? Where's the extolling of my triumphs? I am Yang, the ancestral spirit guardian of my honored grand daughter T'ing. Who Tim has failed to get with child. I tell her, she should just find some virulent guy and rape him, but no! What is an ancestral spirit for if she doesn't listen to him? Speaking of which, how many of you girls here are single?"
Tim facepalmed. Sadly, this was Yang at his best behavior. "Do you want me to call your mother?" Tim threatened. Yang immediately shut up and sat primly, and looking just a bit fearful.
[Today is slow play. I apologize if anyone is traumatized by Yang.]
"Guys this is-" Tim began.
"I am Yang!" the warrior interrupted. "Yang the Beneficent! Yang the Terrible! Yang the Liberator of Virgins!"
"This is Yang." Tim sighed. "He's another old friend of mine. He's also an ancestral spirit. See many people believe that the Fae, are actually the spirits of the dead. In the case of Teleri the Banshee, or Yang here, they're correct. Yang-"
Was snoring. Loudly. "Tim how you ever became a teacher is beyond me. You're boring! Where's the action? Where's the extolling of my triumphs? I am Yang, the ancestral spirit guardian of my honored grand daughter T'ing. Who Tim has failed to get with child. I tell her, she should just find some virulent guy and rape him, but no! What is an ancestral spirit for if she doesn't listen to him? Speaking of which, how many of you girls here are single?"
Tim facepalmed. Sadly, this was Yang at his best behavior. "Do you want me to call your mother?" Tim threatened. Yang immediately shut up and sat primly, and looking just a bit fearful.
[Today is slow play. I apologize if anyone is traumatized by Yang.]