Interview Me

[military_chris]

I dare you.

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[military_chris]

I figured it would be easier to just have them here, but nooo. So much for being efficient.

1. The question that everyone wants to know... How can I be a master sidler? I want to learn the Shadow Sidle, damnit!

2. How did you cultivate your boisterous laugh?

3. If you drank, what liquor would you down?

4. First 3 things you notice about a person. Go!

5. Where'd my beater go? You can keep it, I'm just curious.

[military_chris]

1. You cruel individual.. If I were an artsie I'd be a completely different person, so I'd probably major in something that currently holds very little, if any, of my interest. I suppose that would probably be.. sociology? The mere idea chills me to the bone

[coach_carolyn]

Fine. I will.

1. Physics and Biology meet in a dark alleyway. What happens?
2. What is your favourite wifebeater moment (you don't have to personally remember this!)?
3. Which is worse: studying for biology for 24 hours straight or a repetition of the tequila night?
4. Would you pay money to see me drunk? What do you think it would be like?
5. What is the most important lesson you've learned this year?

[military_chris]

1. Bio bends over and begs for it like the dirty whore she is. But physics is too much the gentleman to degrade himself like that, so he sends his puppet, chemistry. When all is said and done Physics leaves the ally feeling more than a little dirty for just being around biology for any period of time

[military_chris]

You know what sucks? Chemistry. Booyah.

1. You'd be surprised how many times this question has been asked. Dom or sub?
2. Orlando Bloom comes up to you and asks you out right now. What do you do?
3. Every living thing in the universe dies instantly. Is biology still science? (Hell no!)
4. Will we ever get to see Coach with straight hair?
5. If you could beat one person to a pulp, who would it be?

[coach_carolyn]

1. Huh? I don't get it...
2. Say no. I've got one. "However, I do have a friend who's perfect for you..." and introduce him to Rebecca.
3. Actually, without living things to study the universe, there is no science, period. Biology is "the study of life", so with no one to study it, it doesn't exist. However, physics is a "study" too. So is chemistry. The mechanics of it all may still exist (there may be biological molecules, even if there are no organisms), but with no living thing to study it, no science exists by definition.
4. I've done it once. I don't really want to do it again. The chances are about as good as you and I trading majors.
5. Neil.

[blackabsynthe]

moi interviewez? In the meantime...

1. Extreme sport of choice, if Rock Climbing were to shrivel and die?
2. When was the last time you actually wept, and why?
3. Since Brad wouldn't answer, I'll ask you. Kill one: Your eyes, or your genitalia. (Yes, Brad; I do make spelling mistakes occasionally).
4. "Chris is a hot man". Discuss this statement briefly.
5. Do you actually know what PMS stands for?

[military_chris]

1. Skydiving. Nothing like free-fall. Ever tried it? I highly recommend. The human body has a terminal velocity of ~180km/h, yet you can survive a fall when your parachute fails by landing on the balls of your feet and rolling. You break your feet, but you save your neck

[coach_carolyn]

#5 is wrong.

Bio would tell you that...

[blackabsynthe]

You have to admit, Coach; that's pretty bloody (har har) hilarious, regardless!