2nd Bottle [Action] [Choose your own adventure]

[milk_and_trauma]

[Good afternoon Mayfield! Everyone's favorite not!Milkman is out on the town today

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[godisachild]

[And here this kid was just trying to read a book on the couch when fucking plaster and shit just starts flying everywhere as your car breaks through the wall in front of him. He actively has to fight pissing himself as the book drops out of his hands, just looking at the insane, drunken man in front of him.]

Holy crap....

[milk_and_trauma]

[Milkman Dan drunkenly staggers out of his car, a bottle of Whiskey in his right hand.]

[He shakes his head, takes a swig, and looks around.]

Honey, I'm home!

[godisachild]

[He is just...just going to try and back away from the terrifying drunk.]

This isn't your house!

[milk_and_trauma]

[Dan stops moving for a long moment...just staring at the kid.]

Oh, hey...you wanna see something neat?

[And now he's staggering your way, Pokey.]

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[stardust_legacy]

-How does Jotaro solve the problem of an oncoming car?

He punches it.-

[milk_and_trauma]

[Assuming, since it's Jotaro fucking Kujo, that the punch is going to stop the car dead...we will now bear witness to a very drunk man flying through a windshield into the street. Milkman Dan looks like a rag-doll as he rolls across the ground, finally settling to a complete stop in the street. The bottle of Whiskey is still clutched in his fist.]

[stardust_legacy]

-Jotaro walks up to the fallen man, giving him a light poking with his boot to check if the drunk is alive or not.-

[milk_and_trauma]

[Milkman Dan groans and pulls himself up to his feet, taking another long draw out of the whiskey bottle before looking at Jotaro.]

Hello there young man. Want a swig? [Dan holds the bottle of whiskey out toward Jotaro. Yes, giving minors alcohol.]