☈ 004 ☇ AUDIO

[milkboned]

...stinks more everyday.

The light's on... guess it's on.

Heiwajima Shizuo.

[Pause.]I need a job. My last job was debt collector and bodyguard. I don't have any references because this damn city won't get through to Tom-san. If it could guess I wouldn't need a job... it's annoying to think about

Comments

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[queens_guarddog]

You were a bodyguard? How talented were you?

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[milkboned]

[Dude really needs a PR guy.]

He never got hurt. They did, I guess.

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[queens_guarddog]

You guess? [That's the only part that bothers him.] I could employ you.

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[milkboned]

We don't stick around... but they usually go to the hospital.

Yeah?

[Shizuo hates violence. But he's been fired enough from everything but that he's not sure he has a choice in this place.]

[seekinghead]

[tell him izaya contacted her? ... he'll find out sooner or later, she's positive. besides- who wants to be the one to tell that to shizuo?]

good luck, shizuo

text;

[milkboned]

thanks celty

text;

[seekinghead]

[she needs to do a post like this, too... good idea!]

no problem

text;

[milkboned]

settling ok?

off-network forever;

[warchestrates]

[ HAHAHAHA he's genuinely upset to find you weren't eaten by a dinosaur... Here's to next time! ]

off-network forever;

[milkboned]

[ NEVER GOING TO DIE UNTIL HE KILLS YOU ]

off-network forever;

[warchestrates]

[ JUST TRY IT, GURLFREND ┐(￣▽￣▰)┌ don't come near him mmkay ]

off-network forever;

[milkboned]

[ oh no he nevah could for real he loev izaya-kuuuuun no he won't come near, the vending machine will ]