Queer femmes that look like Megan Fox = omfg I don't even know what to do with myself and I think I forgot how to talk.

Summer's without you suck. Where's my picnic in the sculpture garden, or Monday nights at the club? I want to go "shopping". It's so much more fun when you have your partner in crime to compare steals with. I want to make a trip with you to Monkey Wrench and then eat delicious food in Austin. Let's watch scary movies and not be able to sleep or ( Read more... )

WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF ICING CUPCAKES WITH NUTELLA BEFORE?! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Gonna go do that now!

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Genderfork, you FUCKED UP. Holy fuck can we please talk about cultural appropriation? Just because you gender bend does not give you the right to do this shit.


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I'm becoming slightly cocky which is a good thing considering my self esteem slump ( Read more... )

I started another herb/tomato garden for this summer and I have a dinosaur watering can. You should be jealous, or at least want to come over and water my plants ( Read more... )

Everyone in this place is sick. First his dog pukes and then while cleaning it up Matt pukes and guess who cleaned up both? And now I'm left with a boi who quite possibly has food poisoning (thank God I opted out of going to dinner with you tonight!) and a dog who might have worms. It's a one bed room apartment. There's nowhere to escape. I need a ( Read more... )

Iowa GOP candidate Pat Bertroche suggests that illegal immigrants be installed with microchips, like dogs.

In a few days the House of Representatives is going to vote on a bill for that would alter your usage of the internet by allowing big cable companies to choose what you can(t) see or do on the webz. Here's a link from Google with a number to ( Read more... )