Hey I'd like to tell a story
Once apon a time there was a girl who liked to roam the feilds behind
her grandmothers house. One day she found a tree unlike any other
tree, it was a muffin tree. So she ate the muffins, rested in the shade
and climbed the branches. After a while the girl got fat, so she
just rested in the shade and ate muffins. One day she said to the
muffin tree "why don't u make a different type of muffin for me". The
tree said nothig being as it was a tree, but just because trees can't
talk doesn't mean they can't listen. So the next day there was a new
colorful muffin, the girl ate it and said "this is the greatest muffin
i have ever had". Then 5 minutes later she fell over dead...
The moral is
to not talk to muffin trees.