shit man did you ever wonder whether the guys selling the Express and Star from those boxes in town started the job like that, or whether years of being forced to serve Wolverhamptons Most Beautiful just turned them into dribbling wulfun-beasts?
Wolverhampton's most beautiful seem to have all buggered off last time I looked. But yeah... something in the monotony of life out there turned the words 'star paper' into 'eeesjtaaarrr nnuuyypyaaaaerrr'.... and it's a force to be reckoned with.
Or maybe they just have no legs, and are forced to sell papers from a box for the rest of their existance. Seriously though, have you ever seen a 'normal' looking one? It's like a 'Witch Box'. Cackle.
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Or maybe they just have no legs, and are forced to sell papers from a box for the rest of their existance. Seriously though, have you ever seen a 'normal' looking one? It's like a 'Witch Box'. Cackle.
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