Today I actually felt kind of sexy. I went around the house wearing only panties eating my tomatoes on WHITE bread with BUTTER. I embraced my curves and shouted "I AM WOMAN WHO BEARS CHILDREN" at the top of my lungs (not really). I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm happy with myself, cause I was still sucking in every time I passed by a mirror.
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god, i love you.
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Why dont you buy one from Wal-Mart. You work, don't you?
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I know the answer to the diet coke geyser too~
And... insane? I scream at inanimate objects all the time. Join the club.
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Man I love babies, I need to be impregnated so I can have an excuse to drop out of university. Granted, it's not the best one, but whatever. Life loves losers and alliterations.
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NOONE. THATS WHO.
(no offense to the "G", "F")
hey, did I mention in my LJ that I'm actually 18 or how could you tell?> wtf,
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