"____" wants to add you as a friend
I was reading your profile and deciding whether I should add you (I didn't by the way) and I came across this:
Children: I don't want kids
That was it. You turned me off right then and there. You see, I only got myspace to find my future husband. I figure that if there's any place I can find a husband, it is definitely www.myspace.com because there is just sooo much selection. Plus, I can pick and choose males just using that handy 'Browse' option (I prefer bisexual 16 year olds in Turkey by the way).
And how could you not want kids? I love them with all my ♥. My myspace husband will definitely have kids with me ("Someday"; like my preference says).
This is how I see it. Even if I thought maybe you would change your mind about the kids thing, it wouldn't work out. You would probably make some crass comment on my page. I would laugh and find it charming even if it was a stab at my e-manufactured persona. We would meet "IRL" as they say (in real life if you didn't already know). We would go on a few dates, which would eventually turn in to LONG TERM COMMITMENT. You would romance me with your words (because you're oh. so. good with words). I would tell you how I'd always wanted to marry a writer and support his tortured starving artist soul while breastfeeding our tortured-soul-starving-artist-to-be children. You'd tell me how you'd always wanted to marry a redhead who prides herself in being good at Scattegories and guessing microwave times. It would go on like this for months, maybe even a few years.
But then, one day everything would change. I would find another guy, whose "pics" included him in front of his souped up Cadillac Escalade with a custom made sound system worth $13 000 USD. I'd realize that it is more practical to marry someone with cash (and really fucking nice rims) to support our children. As much of a 21st century girl I am, I'm still traditional. I need plenty of time at home with Paxton and Lucas (yeah.. I know.. how cliche.. wanting a boy and a girl).
So, I guess what I'm saying is, this is a rejection to your marriage proposal.
-Camilla