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[mille52]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS WONDERFUL

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Penises!

1. Penises were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. Penises are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about penises!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The penis state'!
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their

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[jasandtom]

If you cut penises in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
The colour of penises is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.

OH MAN. Nice job.

[sockelastic]

Creepy creepy. I think you are amazing