Day 1

[millershollow]

The sun was obscured by dark clouds and fog. As the new residents unpacked and set up their new homes they were interrupted by ominous ringing of the bells in the town square. Gathering they found Jeeves looking solemn standing in front of a podium a duck puddling around at his feet.

"I have a grave news today. The baker JoelZero was found

Comments

[gnatdbug]

*wakes up Stumbles into street trailing comics....

Whats the big idea makeing noises?

Hands raised?

*VOTE Gorillashamen*

Cause I can.

[ragnarok_now]

I was worried you weren't going to show up. Actually I was worried I wasn't going to show up. At least it looks like you won't get lynched right off this time.

Vote slownewsday because I haven't voted yet.

Q&A

[ragnarok_now]

A couple clarifications:

No wolf post telepathy this time, right?

You will be putting a big POST CLOSED here at the appropriate time?

Also, I assume editing posts is against the rules, just like no deleting posts.
I mean, I can't do it anyway, and the post becomes labeled if you do, but I'd like an official statement as such. This is a new feature to LJ since last game.

Re: Q&A

[millershollow]

Correct. No Wolf Telepathy. A POST CLOSED comment will be posted here at the appropriate time and comments will go to screened. And yes, editing and deleting comments are NOT allowed. Deal with your typos.

[slojae]

okay after further introspection... i think its a conspiracy among the wolves.... i think gorillashamen will be exposed as a wolf, and tomorrow, I'll do the same decision...but for now

unvote slownewsday
vote gorillashamen

(joins the bandwagon)

though i still think cambler would be a dangerous wolf (dont eat me)

[gorillashaman]

Gorillashaman loads a plate up with waffles and positively drowns them in maple syrup. He is then seen trudging off to his ramshackle house. He returns several minutes later, with what is obviously a torn up sweater stuck to his face by the sheer adhesive strength of maple syrup. He then begins running around in circles, screaming...

AROOOO! I AM A WOLF. I'M TRYING TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO THINKING I'M JUST A PLAIN VILLAGER. AWOOO! LYNCH ME!

[lorriet]

Well, this is just weird.

[rustymaggot]

my question is, if he ends up the ghost, whos side will he be on?

[gnatdbug]

I think he is using the gnat I'm a wolf defense.

Its worked (well less not more) in the past.

[lorriet]

Ok, I mostly don't think Gorrillashaman is a wolf. Mostly. But I don't quite get what he's doing, either.

Another scenario: He could be the Serial Killer, hoping that people wouldn't believe he was the wolf, and if he survived the day, would have a good chance of making it further.

But that's not a really likely scenario, either.

I hate the idea of killing of a really active player so early on, but don't think there's a lot of time to swing the tide in another direction.

And for the record, I *do* think he's ballsy enough to be a wolf and try this gambit...

[cuddlycthulhu]

Well, at this point he's positively screwed so saying this is a bid at reverse psychology is just...well...

Yeah, I'm thinking he's a villager and trying to take a bullet for the team. Which is cool and all but...yeah...

[gorillashaman]

LYNCH ME, OR I WILL EAT YOU FOR DINNER!
OMM NOMS! AROOOO! OMM NOMMS!

[cuddlycthulhu]

Even after I gave you tasty waffles and syrup to make your sweater-beard?