March Policy Update

[milliebun]

Comments

[camprosienews]

We ony eet McCarrots wiv large french fry cawwots and a diet water. Wots all dis gween stuff? Yeuch!

Agents 107 and 108 at the Hop-In Maccy D's

[milliebun]

Dear 107 and 108. I am very concerned at the level of deprivation you are suffering which may go some way to explaining your lack of literacy. I recommend that you sue your pet 2-foot and claim a sizeable salad in recompense for his neglect.

[furrymob]

Girls - be honest!! You know your dadda only buys you the bestist available. Or is this your sneaky way of trying to get more and work your way up the ranks of the LIA?

Granny, Mummy and Auntie

[camprosienews]

Yeh, he shovz gween and owange bits in fwont of us twices a day but its blech! We want Big Bun wiv fwies to go! And he twies to gib us pellets. Duble blech! I want mix bak. Werz it gonned?

Wosie and Bobbie chavbuns

[erin_scotty]

here , 2-foots providing carrots that have their green tops attached . but anyway there's a problem ,they providing carrots from supermarkets and not from free markets ,and supermarkets carrots are not so good .

Emy-Rose

[camprosienews]

Terrible too futs. I bet you have to hop over to the food when they don't bring it too you

B'oncle

[master_dandy]

Hopparently it's got something to do with the weather and the time of year. Mum says all the carrot tops are "manky" and we don't tolerate manky stuff.

She says we need to look forward to the tasty locally grown ones. 2foots are too useless to grow tasty tops all year round, they're not clever enough.
In the meantime we are making do with the posh M&S sprowt trees.

[bella_greta]

We insist oh naving our green tops served without the carrot attached - the carrot is served later on, neatly sliced & presented.

B&G xx