Proof of Fucking Ownership

[millionstar]

Title: Proof of Fucking Ownership
Author: millionstar
Pairing: Belldom, Non-AU
Summary: In which legal documents are presented to Dominic. Total crackfic.
Rating: R, simply for swearing.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Matt or Dom, no profit is being made and this is fiction.
Author’s Note: Just a drabble, in light of the photo of Matt and Dom eating together, and a

Comments

[willemijn_z]

Lol this is perfect. After the utter chaos on twitter tonight, I really needed a laugh.

"The dick documents" psml

[easilyerased]

omfg I'm giggling like a maniac how much trouble will I be in if I print this out on proper parchment and everything and frame it?

omfg I'm just not even I'm dead from the lolz D pls ily <33333

PS also if you don't write the dick document fic I will I swear to god

[nuraicha]

This is officially fucking hilarious! So funny and the worst (or best) part is that I wouldn't put it past him to do this kind of thing!

[amusedinred]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS WAS AMAZING OH MY GOD HALP

ASSFFGHJKJHGDAA I'M SNORTING IN A PUBLIC CAFE ABD NOW I'M SNORTING BECAUSE THE ASS AT THE START OF MY KEYSMASH WAS TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL.

you are brilliant omg I love you

hilarious <333333333

[mercury973]

Oh jeeze that's funny. Matt does own Dom's ass and vice versa.