Proof of Fucking Ownership

[millionstar]

Title: Proof of Fucking Ownership
Author: millionstar
Pairing: Belldom, Non-AU
Summary: In which legal documents are presented to Dominic. Total crackfic.
Rating: R, simply for swearing.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Matt or Dom, no profit is being made and this is fiction.
Author’s Note: Just a drabble, in light of the photo of Matt and Dom eating together, and a

Comments

[ext_2121753]

"His heart, too. It’s mine, bitches. And I love him fiercely." aw, that's so cute :)

First that hilarious rude legal document and than this
" “Just thought that tonight, on the eve of this new era, that I’d stake my claim. Just in case you’d,” Matthew twirled his fork in the air, a mischievous glint in his eye, “forgotten.”

Dominic reached for Matthew’s hand, squeezing it tightly. “Forgotten? No,” he whispered, “that’s never going to happen.”

“Good,” Matthew whispered, standing up for a kiss, "
Only to be followed by this “because the dick documents will be delivered to you next week.”"

Brilliant.

[mjartrod]

Gaaaawd, I love the non-au pieces, so happy to see more of these <3

This had me in stitches, also because I don't know if Matt would write that down, but I can definitely imagine him say all that and with a straight face hahaha

[isolated_system]

I think this has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Absolutely brilliant.

[darthtofu]

Matt's noticed how crazy we go when we hear the word fucking. Perhaps he's hoping for the same reaction from Dom. :P

[space_black_out]

I'm sorry this comment is late, but I fucking loved this. Fucking obviously.
XD never stop writing D, you are wonderful!!
*hugs tightly* <33