Um. I mean. 'The Wedding'.
[Please note that all text below was written by Sweeney, who is sleep-deprived and also Very Silly. Also, please stay tuned for relevant back_room posts, probably tomorrow. Thank you. -Ed.]
Last night, as previously posted:
Simon asks River a question. River is like, "duh, dork." Then Simon goes for
a walk. And after that, Simon
runs into River again.
While that is going on, Mal Reynolds and Teddy Frye enjoy a
bitchfest.
And then this morning! There is a WEDDING.
First there are
severe jitters. Mal is good with those.
Then there is
a ceremony with no fainting and a nosebleed.
Then there is
a party out back, with the gavotte, because why not? (This is still in progress.)
And then there is
sneaking away done by Simon and Kaylee, and then there is the
morning after said sneaking. (Tomorrow morning, in other words.)
(None of Simon Tam's hair was harmed in the making of this production.]
[Also, there may have been a demonic wedding
preserved for posterity.]