There are many things Ned has yet to check off his proverbial Things To Do Before I Die list, and bartending at any sort of bar is one of them.
(But why not add a couple of extra points for uniqueness? Throw in a bar at the end of the universe, too.)
The Happy Hour specials are written in very precise, neat handwriting and reflect his day-job. It's hard to stray too far away from pie-making, it seems.
Tonight's Specials
Apple Pie in a GlassAmerican PieMud Pie He quickly gives the bartop a wipe-down, then turns to the bar space at large.
"Okay. What'll it be?"
[ooc: And the brains have officially decided they've had enough. Slowtimes for all, please! And thanks for tagging!]