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[milomackisback]

Caplan asked me the top five celebrities I would pork no matter what.

1) Scarlett Johanssen
2) Jodie Foster (is gay?!)
3) Jessica Alba
4) Lucy Liu
5) Maria Sharapova

6) Lindsay Lohan... has fallen.  What's the deal, Lindsay?  Seriously.

Tag everybody.

Comments

hey

[anonymous]

you suck chris.....
suck
you shouldnt steal peoples celeberty crushes

thats all I can say
suck...

[annalouwho]

jodie foster is gay?
where did you hear this?

also, i'm sorry i don't call people, but you need to put in some quality time with your robot friends.
i think most everyone is completely free on fridays.

yeah dude

[elrodondo]

lindsay lohan's fineness has run out early
we needed to get that while it was hot