Sometimes I wonder why I can't go to sleep before midnight like normal people. I'm way too much of a night owl.

We had to unpack 88 boxes of product over the last few days. A HUGE $100K+ shipment. Thank God we got that shipment cause if I had to tell one more person we were out of "O", "Fetish" and "Strength" lipsticks I was gonna scream! The ( Read more... )

Yea.. found something special. As soon as I stopped looking... bam. Fuck me sideways.

I'm sitting here in my underware (a royal blue microfiber thong, its really hot) in a deep thinking mood. My cat is kinda staring at me. Damn animal... cats get on my nerves. They like to be petted when they decided its time to be petted. You're an EFFIN PET. I'm gonna EFFIN PET you when I want to PET you. You're gonna sit there, and you're gonna ( Read more... )

November 1st 2005

Michael’s 20th Birthday Party

(One more year to legal alcohol.)

Party starts at 7:00(ish) P.M.

(MAC/Drag time.)

MichaelPatterson@tmail.com.

(Email for directions/RSVP.)

R.S.V.P!

(Gotta know how much vodka to get!)

Gifts are appreciated!

(A bitch is broke!)

(...was that tacky?)

It just threw up again.

Does anyone want a new hand bag?

Fuckin' cat.

Wow. A first in my life. I was just canceled on. I'm free tonight.. call me.

I think I'm gonna throw up.. I don't feel good. Make up does not sound good right now.

Update:

I got the position.

My ears were pierced.

I now have a cat.

I've been labeling everything...
... with my label maker.

Considering a relationship...
...need to decide on a canidate.

Shows out the wahzoo.

Apartment is a mess.

Leave for Memphis Oct 2 - 7 for training. Later bitches.

The effin' cat just threw up on my carpet.

Satan with fur. Thats all it is.

DJ Derek is the effin' SHIT. Straight up.