Story time children gather in the fire place.

[miltonsstapler]

Here are some very short stories by an abominabal author.

Batteries
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a bunch of batteries on the table
and now somehow they have all dissapeared.
Now I will be without music.

The moral is where are my batteries?

The OriginatorsOnce upon a time there was an aristocracy

Comments

[sarahkaye115]

the second one says "once upon of time" bear, i assume it was a type-o and you werent just being weird. also i dont know how to spell "fallacious" nor do i know what that means.

[miltonsstapler]

fallacious is basically a lie
like a fallacy
like a logical fallacy
thank you ms. mckinney

....yeah neither of the stories are fallacies

[sarahkaye115]

well i very much enjoy the first one, just so you know.

[safetyturtle123]

however a "phallus" with a common fonetic pronnunciation actually means
(n)- an object relating to, or having to do with a penis particularly dildos and other penis-shaped sexual devices.

[miltonsstapler]

"everyone believed their radiant penis-shaped sexual devices"