When you're stoned, baby, I am drunk ( Read more... )

So last night we thought it'd just be a chill, small get together type thing. But no...no such luck. And now I have no voice ( Read more... )

hahahahhahaha this is too funny

She said ( Read more... )

weekend quotes ( Read more... )

got a new tattoo yesterday on my shoulder blade. it's kinda fuckin big...but it didn't hurt nearly as bad as my ankle/foot tat and it only took and hour and a half so it's all good. moving is kinda painful though, and getting dressed is a little challenging but o well, it's still awesome ( Read more... )

YAY ( Read more... )

"you have no sense of humor"
"hey, I crack jokes all the time"
"yea, but are they funny?

no....no they aren't funny.

so jamie and i FINALLY set up our hooka that we bought last july in sweden...we realized all the people who had claimed they'd buy the coals and tobacco for jamie for xmas or her bday probably weren't gonna get around to it so she just went to dementia herself ( Read more... )

so if someone makes small talk with your friend by asking if you've killed anyone yet...does that mean you're too scary ( Read more... )