Hmmmmmmmm......... Where to start........ Wanker boy at work got the sack today........... He was a complete knob............ Thought he was the bollocks............ Truth is all he spoke was bollocks ( Read more... )

Yes it does!! It scores 10 for ( Read more... )

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Hmm, sorry, couldn't resist. Also, still can't be arsed to update because I haven't been doing anything at all... Had no money, so no going out. Oh, I had an email argument with a manager of a club I go to, differences in opinion on music... I've been ill (again) F**kin Kidney ( Read more... )

How to make a Mimi
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

1 part brilliance

1 part ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little fitness if desired!

Personality cocktail
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Yes I think we have all heard of the expression 'I feel like I want to curl up in a little ball and die' and I am sure that many of us have used it on more than one occassion. Right now, I feel like curling up in a little ball and dying, but maybe to add to it some one could please drop a piano on my head from a great height ( Read more... )

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Hmm, Good weekend. Got the website up and running properly, spent loads of time with Dan, went out on Saturday and had quite a laugh, went to Lisa and Marks for dinner on Sunday and Dan finally agreed that I can get a cat (YaY ( Read more... )

Now, I have been know to lose my temper and get a little angry. On more than a few occasions I may have acted irrationally but these occassions were more than likely alcohol fueled. I openly admit that I don't think before I speak, I act on my emotions and sometimes throw drinks at people. Now, just recently, I have begun to realise that my ( Read more... )