Antocalypse

[mimicucumber]

It's ant season, so I've been presiding over the 93 Qasr el Einy antocalypse. The dizzy anty fuckers have been doing their ant thing for too long and in too great numbers now, running over my feet wherever I sit, so I bought a can of 'Flit' (chosen over more convincing modern brands purely for its snazzy design that hasn't changed, apparently,

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[mimicucumber]

Do you mean the big ones or the tiny ones? Mine were big-ish. Would you believe some of those fuckers are still alive? I'm going to have to go round with my giant death spray again.

My kyptonite is, unsurprisingly, cockroaches. I barely get them, but found one the other day and all I could do is shove a pan over it until Mohammed could come over and remove it three days later. Dead from starvation and cockroach boredom. I can so live without a pan for a bit if it means not facing them.

[ironed_orchid]

I think I may have posted the songs you sing to your cat poll. I know I posted a poll on that topic awhile ago. It was really good, and I have since stolen some other people's songs.

I love finding out that other people do the same things I do, but which I assume are weird, because I have never seen or heard of anyone doing them before.

[mimicucumber]

That was the one! It was an important and deeply necessary study for the advancement of humankind. It still makes me laugh.

[ironed_orchid]

It is important to know these things.

[mimicucumber]

By the way - a bit ashamed in retrospect for posting about what is a sad topic for you.

I've been off LJ for a while and need to catch up in general.

[standard_human]

Been trying to think of what I actually sing to my cat and realised that it's literally just:
"baaaaaabyyyy caaaaaat - you're just a tiny little baaaabyyyy caaaaat". True story.

[mimicucumber]

I have to know what tune you sing!

I have my own composition for the song whose only lyric is Princess, Pandora, she's the cutest cat in the wo-o-orld.

[standard_human]

It's hard to express a tune without using musical notation (there should be a font for that!!!) - but one day you'll hear me sing it. Perhaps after you get that frieze job (fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed).
I also sing "Kitty, kitty baby" - to the tune of "sherry baby" by frankie valley / 4seasons.
:D :D :D