Pointless rant

[mimus]

Unicorns, who came up with that joke of an idea?

Take a horse, and add a f*cking horn! *sigh* Adding wings I could appreciate, but a horn? They're not even supposed to be vicious creatures, thus rendering the horn completely useless.

Comments

[trypr]

They're magical creatures and hence have to employ gratuitous symbolism: Unicorns are representative of both the ultimate non-threatening male and the independant woman. Thus a talismanic piece of phallic imagery is, necessarily, de-rigueur.

;)

...'course, someone may have just seen an Oryx once and blinked.