one time i stole my uncle's cadilac and drove it to NJ and fucked 15 women in a laundromat then i couldn't get home cause i was arrested and the car got impounded so berni (hahahah best part) drove to nj to pick me up and take me back home then i slept in a coffe coolata for three days as part of a zeta contest to win my mustang and i am a spy for the pakistani government
BORING! next time post something i can think of something witty for. im comin up with nothing here. except maybe that berni has got a stick you can gag on.
dammit i need new material. its probably cause i havent seen you in.......
Comments 3
Reply
one time i stole my uncle's cadilac and drove it to NJ and fucked 15 women in a laundromat then i couldn't get home cause i was arrested and the car got impounded so berni (hahahah best part) drove to nj to pick me up and take me back home then i slept in a coffe coolata for three days as part of a zeta contest to win my mustang and i am a spy for the pakistani government
Reply
dammit i need new material. its probably cause i havent seen you in.......
one of these days ill be in new york
Reply
Leave a comment